Tugas Bahasa Inggris

Selamat Pagi!!! ceritanya di hari yang cerah ini aku lagi liat-liat isi laptopku yang udah kaya gudang-penampungan-barang-apa-aja-boleh-masuk. Sumpek banget pokoknya. Karna ini udah kaya gudang tua, jadi sambil liat-liat aku penasaran sama isi dari dokumen-dokumen tertentu yang nggak familiar diingatanku saking lamanya bersarang dan terbengkalai disini. Nah salah satunya yang dibawah ini nih.

Jadi ceritanya saat aku masih ada English Class, tugas akhirnya suruh buat wawancara sama bule gitu. Nah karna dosenku amatlah baik dan bijaksana serta asyik, jadi beliau mengizinkan kami buat berpartner aja gitu, jadi satunya sok-sokan jadi bule satunya jadi orang Indonesia. Alasannya adalah, semua English Class di UMY yang berada di level yang sama denganku tugas akhirnya ya buat video bareng bule semua.PERORANGAN! Bayangin aja ada berapa banyak anak-anak kuliahan yang bakal wira-wiri di malioboro cari bule. Udah jadi kaya buronan aja tuh bule. Dan inilah yang membuat dosenku berpikir demikian, kata beliau gini "Karna saya berpikiran kedepan dan visioer, jadi untuk menghindari kemerosotan sektor pariwisata di Jogja karna bule-bule jadi pada males dateng kesini karna diganggu kalian..." bla bla bla. Dan yaudah deh karna ini manipulative, jadi percakapannya juga manipulative wkwk aka pake script. Alhasil kita bikin scriptnya dulu. Nah masalah lain datang, aku dan partnerku nggak bisa bikin scrpt wkwk (menyedihkan sekali ya) bahasa inggris pula, haduh...sehari-hari ngomong iggris aja nggak pernah. Yaudah deh karna aku lagi sukak banget sama Sherlock Holmes dan salah satu tema wawancara yang bisa dipilih adalah tentang movie, jadi kuputuskan untuk menyinggung masalah Sherlock Holmes aja biar lebih gampang gitu idenya.

Ya aku tau ini banyak grammar yang salah, ya maklum lah aku nggak bisa bahasa inggris. Tapi justru karena itu aku bangga pas buka dokumen satu ini, bisa ya seorang Tiara (terlepas dari banyaknya salah grammar dll) bikin kalimat bahasa inggris yg rada panjang, biasanya nulis 1 kalimat aja ngga beres-beres. Dan aku ingin aja gitu mengapresiasi diriku sendiri untuk kerja keras pernah kulakukan, jadi aku post disini sebagai kenang-kenangan wkwk siapa tau kelak laptopku rusak atau dijual atau gimana dan dokumennya hilang, kalo ku post disini kan istilahnya akan abadi wkwk (alay mode on)

Hello everyone, good  morning.. today I will take an interview with native speaker. Actually it is one of the task from my English teacher. Okay, now where I can find him or her?

Ohh…. there she is … c’mon c’mon follow me

T          : Excuse me Miss, may I have time to talk with you

D         : Yes, sure. What can I do for you?

T        : Okay, for the first, let me introduce myself. My name is Tiara, I’m student of Muhammadiyah Yogyakarta University. I have a task from my English teacher to make an interview with native speaker. Would you help me to be my native speaker?

D         : Yes, with my pleasure

T          : Okay then, may I know your name?

D         : My name is Desty

T          : Where you come from Miss Desty?

D         : I’m from America

T          : Are you taking some holiday in Indonesia now?

D         : No, actually i come here to attend some bussiness. But right now I just want to know what is Jogja look a like because my bussiness had already finished

T          : Oh I see. So what is your opinion about Yogyakarta?

D         : Hmm.. i think Yogyakarta is a wonderful place and I always found almost all of the people is very kindfull. But it’s a bit hot here. By the way, do you have any recommendation place for me to spend my time? I know Indonesia has many beautiful place and it is the first time I come to Yogyakarta. Last year I came to Indonesia too, Bali especially. That’s really a beautiful place. It look like a heaven and I want to go there again.

T          : Yes Bali is the most famous island in Indonesia, of course it is so beautiful, i never doubt it. But Yogyakarta has it’s unique culture and characterictic that we can explore, learn and enjoy. I think Malioboro street is a nice place you can go. You can find any Yogyakarta’s special gift like batik, puppet, and any other things like that. Oh and also traditional food including gudeg, bakpia, and any other food. And not so far from Malioboro street, there is a place named Kridosono. That’s an interesting place. You can found two special banyan trees that people in this city believe if you can pass between the two of trees, you can get some lucky in your life.

D         : Waw, that sound interesting. I must go there tomorrow. Thank you for your recommendation

T          : You’re welcome. Miss, you are a bussiness woman, right? So what would you do if you feel stress with your job?

D         : I like to play music, doing some physical exercise like jogging, or watching television.

T          : What is your favourite TV programme?

D         : Let me think... I like Sherlock series from BBC One, you know that?

T          : Oh, I like that series too. That’s programme is very famous in this country, and maybe all over the world. So we like the same programme. Waw, it amazing. Why you like Sherlock series Miss?

D         : Oh really? I like that series because it has complicated problem, unpredictable storyline, and amazing deduction. I always falling in love with every episode and it make me think who is the suspect and what is going on there. I enjoy the process of the case and make my own deduction. It works sometimes. Basically I like detective story. But each series take two or more years and it just so long time to wait.

T          : Yes, I didn’t know before that the small thing we usually ignored has an important contribution to the case. Like, who think that a mug and a telepon notes can make us know that the owner is a left handed man. That show has open my mind dan brain to think critically and observe everything I see. As we know, next year the new series of Sherlock will be released. What is your opinion about it?

D         : Yeah I’m very excited . We have been waiting for a long time, three years exactly. And finally we almost get what we want.

T          : What is your prediction about Sherlock series 4?

D         : I heard that series will be darkest, really, I mean Moffat dan Gatiss who told that. I don’t know maybe it is the final problem of the series

T          : And Sherlock finally meet his greatest enemy, I presume.

D         : Yes yes, I can’t wait anymore. That is the best series programme from BBC I ever know. They success bringing sherlock from the novel to the film. And for the actor, Benedict Cumberbatch, I must give two thumb for him. He plays Sherlock attractively. And also the other actors and actrise that play their character lovely. That’s must be a good and great teamwork

T          : Yeah finally the new series will release, and I hope it will not make me cry again like when Sherlock made his suicide. Faked suicide, actually. But I know it will be the darkest and yeah, okay i’m ready for everything.

D         : i hope so. Oh I see, you must be very sad. But fortunatelly I know that he faked his death. But I’m agree that episode is one of the saddest

T          : Okay Miss I think enough. Thank you for your time. Enjoy the holiday. Nice to meet you

D         : Nice to meet you too

Gaje ya? wkwk saat itu mah mikirnya yang penting tugasnya dikerjain, selesei, dah, sederhana sekali wkwk. Dan akhirnya lahirlah mahakarya ini (sumpah lebay abis)